Editor's Choice of Powers that be for 2009

Editor’s Pick of Powers that be for year 2009 :


1. Chachu: Leading the pack by miles - Did the Shehwag act by hitting another quick-fire T(S)on again… Long way to go Chahchu !!… There is still lot of fire left in the cylinders !!

2. Set W(V)et in blue waters of Mauritius …. Vendy got Bangaloored. “Kuch to Log Kahenge”


3. My Name is Khan: Our SAK is selected for next season of “Biggest Loser”. For a change, this 100 Kg Beast will not loose his weight in the show but share his miserable experiences on his Lac(k)e of opportunities from his PVR escapades in Delhi to Orkut debacles of sending numerous unrequited friend request to his dream girl.

4. Munna: Karnataka Government is felicitating him with the “Honeymooner of the year Award” for his path breaking exploration of Spiritual Honeymoon Circuit in Karnataka. Took his newly wed wife to whirlwind tour of 21 temples across the length and breadth of Karnataka for Honey moon in one night and two days package. Got 1 per cent cash back on his Canara Bank Credit card also … what a deal!

5. Bond: Ask him about his post nuptial learning: He grins and whispers with his tongue in cheek, “My Balance sheet does not matches these days. I am left with only assets now.” After all, how many of us hit the jack pot of NAV RATNA Bride. Luck you; you are also learning chemical engineering these days…

6. Anant “The Runaway Consultant”: This consultant took his assignment too literally. Ran away with the scarce resource of a small MFI on a very long capacity development programme. We all are so proud of you, Honey!!

7. Vermajee “The whistle blower”: He is the epitome of investigative journalism. Don’t know how he got such “in vitro” breaking news all the time. SMSed through out the year even to the "Proud Paas" about the arrival of new kids on the block.

8. Atul “The Refresher Boy”: The refresh key of his laptop has finally asked for VRS. The candy boy keeps refreshing his laptop thinking that his Face book account will be updated with the long awaited messages from all of his girl friends. Regretfully, the refresh key has long died and his account still waits for its maiden pop up.

9. Kumar Amit “Just Committed”: What else do u want to prove that God do exist? Even, he has entered into the proud league of “Just Committed” Legion. Dear Bhabhijee has been conferred the Godfrey Phillips Bravery award to tame this most notorious and wild D-Blockitte. Now days, he does not bite or bark just wags his tail.

10. Mishrwa “The Available Bachelor”: Basanti still is unrelenting and happy with her Dhannoin. Basanti has not one but three Mausis but neither of them have a water tank in front of their houses for Misherwa to repeat that spectacular “Veeru act”. Even the Gabbar has refused to ask this Basanti to dance on the glass shards. Misherwa’s Sholay has bitten the dust again.