Devil's Choice of Best Resolution...

Times of IRMA comes out with its nominations for annual Devil's choice of Best Resolution -PRM 25.

And, mail lines r open for you to send your favourites among the resolutions given below:

1. Subodh Bhadani: Finally!! Curtains down for the IRMA's longest running OTS project. Afterall, a bird in hand is better than two in the bush.

2. Amit Garg: Amit 4 Humanity is Dead. Priya is calling.

3. Anant Natu: Say yes to Lal. "GAY" hara dostana rules. No more blind runs.

4. Amit Mishra : Enough is enough. Available Bachelor sucks.

5. Ravi Chandra: No E Mails frm new year lest he gets the highest no of hits in google's spam list.

6. Mama & Baccha: Two drops of Tears for Mami's marriage. Mourning for the death of "Bachapan ki anjan mohabbat"

7. Vandana: Change is inevitable. No more IQ Scores. Let love bloosams this year.

8. Guptajee: Anything adventurous be it Bungee jumping, scuba diving, rock climbing or F 1 Racing but no more hits and runs with Love at first sights.

9. Vermajee: Life beyond poultry, chicken and eggs. Waiting 4 the chic to come home.

10. Reghu Romeo: Indian Unbounds. Romeo develops eight abs.

11. Chachu: Sorry Babes!! Ping me only when it is necessary. Im learning how to change the baby diapers.

12. Munna: Love is in the air and Marriage is on the cards. Munna is still busy chatting with his Syberian Girl friend. Something never changes.

13. Divya: All set to write a book on "Zerosize". Karreena is writing a forward for it.

14. Lokesh: Desi Girl ! Desi Girl!! I m crazy lovin u....

15. Ruchi: Caveat Emptor :No more " Ye ladki badi anjani hain" . This girl knows your tricks better now.

16. Mukul Singh: Singh is King. Posing for Victoria Secret's fresh arrivals. Don't know how they got hold of his famous"bare it all" picture. Heard, Tripathi got his lion's share in this million dollor deal.

17. Neeraj Mal: Sick of Baywatch in God's own country. Can't stand Boss asking daily for the hot coffee talk inside his closed chamber.

18. Kumar Amit: I want to be slumdog millionaire. Doggy wags his tail.

19. Satish Chandra: Soyabean is stale. Get me some hot chillies..oouchhhh. ..

20. Dr. Amarkant: Alas! He no longer will be Vet next year. PETA is suing medical association of India for giving him Vet's degree. Afterall, Poor animals have also some 'human' rights for access to safe healthcare.

If u have some other nominations , do feel free to send it across.

Editor with liitle malice towards all....