Place: HO/CAN Bank
“Would you like to have Coffee with me?”; he asked her meekly with his voice quavering and face blushing to blood red. She was struggling with spoons and forks to relish the plate full of steaming roasted chicken fry. She said dryly, “ Coffee has to wait. Munna! Before that you have to have Tea with my Mummy. She would be pleased to see you.” She was chewing the last fatty steak of the chicken fry. After all, both of them were there for salvation from her. “ But what about you? Do you like me?” Munna prodded her. “There are so many chickens still left to be roasted. Thanks God! I will not starve ever.” she thought and grinned from ear to ear. Munna was all ears for an answer. Neither was any thing left on the plate nor were there any answers. She had gone too.
“ Better Luck next time.”; he wished himself resolutely while paying the bill in the Canteen counter. When he returned to Office, She was back in her seat next to his and was busy doing something on her desktop. He squinted to have a look on her monitor. She was uploading her full-size photo in some matrimonial web site. Now, Munna had his skin crawling with disgust,” O God! Can’t she see a suitable bachelor just next to her.” Thank God, there was LAN in this office. He sent an IP Message to her;” I am still waiting for a reply. Can’t you have a little mercy on me. Isn’t it enough?” Before he could blink, a message popped up on his Screen,” All Right! Tell me one goddamn reason to have Coffee with you.” He was totally stumped. “ There are so many ‘beautiful ‘reasons to have Her with Him for Coffee but he could not find a Goddamn reason to have Him with Her for a coffee. He is just as good as any Tom, Dick and Harry.”, he was wondering. There were already these three Tom, Dick and Harry in his life. One bum was in same office, cavorting around her all the time and other two Villains in the piece were at other Circle offices, flirting with her all the time on IP. God! Save from such friends.” A buzz brought him back to earth,” Munna! I am still waiting for your reply or should I invite someone else for Tea.” She was in no mood to relent now. He turned off the computer.
The story has got stuck at this point. Please help “Munna” to find a goddamn reason to have coffee with her. Kya Munna Coffee Pee payega? What Happened to those three Tom, Dick and Hary, troubling our Poor Munna?
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